Dr. Rey on HSN

We were flipping though channels tonight and somehow we stopped on the Home Shopping Network (HSN). Dr. Rey (from Dr. 90210) was selling his “Shapewear.” It’s essentially spandex undergarments to help women appear more shapely.

The models looked a little awkward to begin with, but it felt even more awkward – and a little creepy – the way Dr. Rey touched the models. In just the half hour I watched he made some of the funniest guestures and comments I’ve heard in some time. Here are couple samples of things he actually said on the air…

“Women come into my office and tell me they don’t like their bodies, but I get them to take off their clothes, and they show me their bodies… it’s so cool!”

“I’m Brazilian. We start at the butt and work our way up.”

“I love women and I love women’s parts… it’s so pretty!”